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Leeds United 0 – 0 Arsenal

Et tu, Pépé?

Before Pépé was sent off in the 51st minute, he was to be credited for at least trying to get forward and take on defenders. And while I won’t belabor the criticisms about how Pépé was naively goaded into head-butting Leeds’ Egzjan Alioski (who fell to the ground as if he had just insulted Zinedine Zidane’s sister), it is fair to note that the Ivorian is dispossessed rather frequently. In fact, Pépé is the second most dispossessed Gunner this season, despite having made the Starting XI just two times this season. The last Gunner I can recall to be this loose with possession was Alexis Sánchez, but unlike Pépé, generally speaking the (reportedly) 5’6″ Sánchez was a force of nature on the pitch, who more than made up for his tendency to dally on the ball during his time at the Emirates.

Role Reversal

First, last Sunday I watched the usually prolific Arsenal women’s team (i.e., scorers of 30 goals in just seven matches in the Women’s Super League) play Chelsea in a 1-1 draw. The Lady Gunners scored the match’s opening goal in the 86th minute, only to concede the equalizer via an own goal just four minutes later. Then today, with over 66% of possession, 25 shots, a man advantage for nearly half the match, and failing to pick up all three points, one would have been forgiven for thinking that they were watching Arsenal in the later years under Wenger. Leeds probably “deserved better” today, but as Gooners know all too well, if that was the standard, then Wenger would probably still be roaming the touchline at the Emirates rather than working for FIFA.

“That’s Bad, Dad”

After NBC studio host Rebecca Lowe commented that Arsenal has not scored a goal from the outfield in five consecutive league matches, this was what one of my daughter’s shouted from the other room. Unfortunately our scoring dry spell continues. When Saka came on today as a substitute, he almost single-handedly pulled off a smash and grab, but if his injury is serious, then that leaves one less creative player for Arteta to deploy in a side already bereft of attacking options. Mesut, how do you spell schadenfreude again?

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Arsenal 2 – 1 West Ham

1999

Fans of HBO’s The Wire will remember Marlo Stanfield (portrayed by actor Jamie Hector) as the leader of a crew responsible for numerous slayings throughout David Simon’s West Baltimore. So perhaps it was fitting that today the role of stone-cold killer fell to Hector-doppelganger Eddie Nketiah (born in 1999).

2015

While Gooners everywhere are rejoicing over our bright start to the 2020/21 league campaign, many are already asking, “Can we really beat Liverpool for a third time in a row next Monday?” If you believe in asterisks (i.e., ignoring our wins over the defending champions in July’s Community Shield and in August’s league match, which, in fairness to Liverpool, was played after they had already secured the title), then the last time we beat Liverpool in a proper league match was a 4-1 romp at the Emirates in April 2015. Our goal scorers that day included Hector Bellerin, Chelsea’s Olivier Giroud, Lee Dixon favorite Mesut Ozil (even the unflappable Arlo White thought about not answering Dixon’s question during today’s match about Ozil’s whereabouts – see “Can’t Catch A Break” in my previous post), and Inter Milan’s Alexis Sanchez.

2018

In the 2019/20 season, Arsenal’s 48 “big chances created” ranked just 12th in the league and was our lowest figure since the 2016/17 season. And once again today–despite having nearly 63% possession–the Gunners were outshot by the Hammers 14 to 7 (surprisingly, West Ham ranked 9th in big chances created last season). While it’s been widely publicized that since Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang played his first match for Arsenal in February 2018 he has scored more goals than anyone in the Prem not named Mohamed Salah, sadly the Gunners have not had a player register in the top ten for big chances created since Ozil in the 2017/18 season. Auba’s prolific scoring–even without the presence of a perennial big chance creator like Kevin De Bruyne or Andrew Robertson–makes him all the more remarkable and highlights the importance of his recent new deal. The need to create more chances is also why the signing of Willian was prioritized (as he tied for 8th in big chances created last season) and why hopefully additional creative options in the midfield are on the way.

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Fulham 0 – 3 Arsenal

1. All Afros Are NOT Created Equal

With two assists in just his first match in an Arsenal shirt, Willian has already equaled the assist total from Matteo Guendouzi and David Luiz over their combined 57 league appearances during the 2019-2020 season.

2. Can’t Catch A Break

Did anyone else watching the US broadcast notice that NBC’s onscreen notification mistakenly credited a yellow for Fulham’s #10 (Tom Cairney) to (Arsenal #10) Mesut Ozil?

3. Cool As The Other Side Of The Pillow

Is Fulham manager Scott Parker a Kennedy!?! That man does not look like someone whose side lost 3-0 at home. Fulham may fail to stay up, but Parker will always remain comfortably in the top four of our Prem style table.