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Tottenham 2 – 0 Arsenal

Better?

Most would agree that we looked the better side before Heung-min Son’s long-range curler hit the back of the net. Bellerin, Saka, and Tierney are to be credited for at least trying to get the ball into the box throughout the match. Willian–who played his first full 90 since Week Four–also looked more dangerous than he has in awhile. That said, many of their final balls were behind their intended targets. Forget quality, our boys are in desperate need of a bit of luck–a deflection, a fortunate bounce of the ball, anything–to rebuild their clearly broken confidence going forward.

After Partey

Other than his being dispossessed by Giovani Lo Celso at one point, I would have argued that Thomas was our best player before he was forced off due to injury. Not only did he do his usual work breaking up play in the middle of the park, but he also tried to get forward either with the ball at his feet or via a searching ball or two ahead to teammates. Perhaps it speaks more to José Mourinho’s tendency to park the bus once his sides have a lead, but who would have thought that we would have kept Spurs scoreless (and no shots on goal in the second half) without Thomas on the pitch? Let’s hope he is truly fit sometime soon, because I still contend that his presence in the midfield is critical for any sustained success that we may have this season.

Title Pretenders

Gooners’ wildest hopes of competing for a Premier League title faded fairly early this season, but I suspect we were not the only faux title-chasers in today’s match. While no one expected a different result today, can Spurs concede this much possession against higher quality, more confident opposition and expect to consistently win? How many times out of ten does Son make that shot? How often does Harry Kane score top-shelf near-left post with his left foot? Does anyone really believe this version of Spurs has more quality than they did during the 2018/19 season, which included nine players who featured in the semis of the 2018 World Cup (i.e., Dele Alli, Toby Alderweireld, Mousa Dembélé, Eric Dier, Kane, Hugo Lloris, Danny Rose, Kieran Trippier, and Jan Vertonghen)? That Spurs side made the Champions League final, but alas, ended up trophy-less across all competitions. What will be telling is how this Spurs side responds when they hit the inevitable rough patch this season and Mourinho starts publicly blaming his players as he is wont to do.

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Arsenal 1 – 2 Wolves

His Darke Materials

As NBC match commentator Ian Darke pointed out during today’s match, Wolves had not beaten the Gunners away from home since 1979, our average of nine shots on goal per match is our worst in the last 22 years, and a loss today would ensure our lowest point total through the first 10 matches of a season in the Premier League era.

Charlie Brown, Lucy, and a Football

I foolishly believed our early season defensive results would at least somewhat offset our offensive struggles, but if our loss to Leicester (who played without Jamie Vardy for nearly two-thirds of the match) wasn’t bad enough, today we somehow managed to concede twice in the first half to a Wolves side that had only scored two goals in an entire match just two other times all season. Even more damning, they did so today without their leading scorer. How much longer will Gooners and ownership give Arteta to turn things around?

Silver-ish Linings

This is a tough one. Sideshow Bob actually looked pretty good playing with a concussion through the end of the first half? We scored a goal from open play in the league for the first time since October 4th? Willian picked up an assist for the first time since Week One of the league season? We actually took more shots today than we averaged coming into today’s match? Perhaps Partey, Elneny, and Pépé will be available next week?

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Arsenal 0 – 3 Aston Villa

De Mortuis Nihil Nisi Bonum

While the act of typing the score above was pretty painful, it was nowhere near as painful as watching Sunday’s thrashing. If what they say about “speaking ill of the dead” is true, then perhaps I spoke too soon by giving Arteta the edge over Emery through their respective first 26 matches in charge at the Emirates. Where should I begin? John McGinn’s first-minute screamer that was ruled out on a technicality? No way Leno makes that save (even without Ross Barkley in his line of sight). Or perhaps Willian’s stray ball which set up the Villa move that ended with Saka’s own goal? I was hoping the crafty ball Willian delivered to Bellerin last week (which resulted in the game-winning pen) was the beginning of something good for both Willian and us, but alas, he has yet to contribute anything positive since Week One v. Fulham. Zero shots (not on goal, no shots, period) for Auba? Our inability to create chances continues to plague us as one of our best chances of the day was created by…you guessed it…Gabriel…for…wait for it…Holding.

The Difference Maker

On the positive side, Thomas continued to impress. And who knows? Things may have ended differently if after he intercepted McGinn’s poor back pass Thomas had found a way to put his close-range shot past former Arsenal journeyman Emi Martinez in the ninth minute. Multiple times during the first half Thomas was able to break up play and help us maintain possession. Who says one man can’t make a difference? Not only did we look like a different team after Thomas did not return to the pitch after half time, the scoreline ballooned in the second half without him sitting in front of our backline, and if I’m honest, Villa could have scored at least one or two more in his absence. With our anemic offense,–and I never thought I’d say this–our defense may be the only thing that gives us a chance this season, so let’s hope Thomas is fit again after the international break.

Tip of the Hat

In the department of giving credit where credit is due, hats off to Emi for his performance on Sunday. After spending most of his career outside of the Arsenal Starting XI, he came on late last season for us and performed well with Leno out injured, which led to Villa picking him up over the summer for a reported £20 million. In the words of commentator Ian Darke during Sunday’s match, “It took him ten years to become an overnight sensation”. I can only imagine how it must have felt for Emi to earn a clean sheet against his former teammates at the Emirates.

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Arsenal 2 – 1 West Ham

1999

Fans of HBO’s The Wire will remember Marlo Stanfield (portrayed by actor Jamie Hector) as the leader of a crew responsible for numerous slayings throughout David Simon’s West Baltimore. So perhaps it was fitting that today the role of stone-cold killer fell to Hector-doppelganger Eddie Nketiah (born in 1999).

2015

While Gooners everywhere are rejoicing over our bright start to the 2020/21 league campaign, many are already asking, “Can we really beat Liverpool for a third time in a row next Monday?” If you believe in asterisks (i.e., ignoring our wins over the defending champions in July’s Community Shield and in August’s league match, which, in fairness to Liverpool, was played after they had already secured the title), then the last time we beat Liverpool in a proper league match was a 4-1 romp at the Emirates in April 2015. Our goal scorers that day included Hector Bellerin, Chelsea’s Olivier Giroud, Lee Dixon favorite Mesut Ozil (even the unflappable Arlo White thought about not answering Dixon’s question during today’s match about Ozil’s whereabouts – see “Can’t Catch A Break” in my previous post), and Inter Milan’s Alexis Sanchez.

2018

In the 2019/20 season, Arsenal’s 48 “big chances created” ranked just 12th in the league and was our lowest figure since the 2016/17 season. And once again today–despite having nearly 63% possession–the Gunners were outshot by the Hammers 14 to 7 (surprisingly, West Ham ranked 9th in big chances created last season). While it’s been widely publicized that since Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang played his first match for Arsenal in February 2018 he has scored more goals than anyone in the Prem not named Mohamed Salah, sadly the Gunners have not had a player register in the top ten for big chances created since Ozil in the 2017/18 season. Auba’s prolific scoring–even without the presence of a perennial big chance creator like Kevin De Bruyne or Andrew Robertson–makes him all the more remarkable and highlights the importance of his recent new deal. The need to create more chances is also why the signing of Willian was prioritized (as he tied for 8th in big chances created last season) and why hopefully additional creative options in the midfield are on the way.

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Fulham 0 – 3 Arsenal

1. All Afros Are NOT Created Equal

With two assists in just his first match in an Arsenal shirt, Willian has already equaled the assist total from Matteo Guendouzi and David Luiz over their combined 57 league appearances during the 2019-2020 season.

2. Can’t Catch A Break

Did anyone else watching the US broadcast notice that NBC’s onscreen notification mistakenly credited a yellow for Fulham’s #10 (Tom Cairney) to (Arsenal #10) Mesut Ozil?

3. Cool As The Other Side Of The Pillow

Is Fulham manager Scott Parker a Kennedy!?! That man does not look like someone whose side lost 3-0 at home. Fulham may fail to stay up, but Parker will always remain comfortably in the top four of our Prem style table.