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Arsenal 1 – 1 Southampton

Theon’s Return to The Iron Islands

Just when I thought the football gods and goddesses couldn’t be any more brutal to us Gooners, guess who returned to the Emirates? Theo Walcott. Just in time for the holidays. The same gent who started his career at Southampton before moving to North London where he scored more than 100 goals over 12 seasons for us. Walcott only scored two goals during the 2019/20 season, so it’s hard to argue with ownership’s decision to move on from him in 2018. But in a cruel twist of fate, Walcott–who had only one goal this season entering today’s match–managed to score the opening goal today with a clinical chip over Leno.

Better (Part III)

Once again, Saka deserves credit for getting forward and making something happen. His dribble drive into the box, which started the move that led to Auba’s goal, would have made fans at the Rucker Summer League proud. And while Auba’s goal unfortunately did not open the offensive floodgates for us today, he must feel like a huge weight has been taken off his back, so hopefully Auba and the team will be a little less tight offensively going into our next match against fifth place Everton on Saturday.

Worser

That’s no typo. It’s a term that my young daughters use from time to time, and I found myself thinking of it at least a couple of times during today’s match. First, when Elneny and Gabriel got tangled up, which allowed Che Adams to regain possession and release Walcott for his goal, I was absolutely shocked to discover that Luiz was nowhere on the pitch. Second, when Gabriel was sent off for his second yellow, it meant that we’d have to play our second match in a row and our third in five a man down. When your team is struggling to score, your teammates simply cannot get themselves dismissed. People are (rightfully) asking questions about whether or not Arteta has lost the locker room, but I’m starting to wonder if the boys have lost all faith/trust in each other. Unfortunately things may be worser for us than they appear.

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Arsenal 0 – 1 Burnley

Born Under A Bad Sign

In the words of Albert King, “If it wasn’t for bad luck, you know, I wouldn’t have no luck at all”. In my desperate plea for a bit of luck last week this was NOT what I had in mind. But alas, unfortunately my wish was cruelly granted when Ashley Westwood’s corner snuck over the head of its intended target and glanced off the back of Auba’s head and into our net. I mean, you can’t make this stuff up.

Mike Dean

Okay, okay, so the notorious referee had nothing to do with Xhaka’s sending off in the 56th minute. But unfortunately–for the second time in four weeks–our goal-allergic boys were forced to play a man down for nearly half a match. For a moment or two after Xhaka’s dismissal, we actually looked more like scoring than Burnley. But if you can’t score with 11 men on the pitch, then the odds are certainly not in your favor when you’re a man down. Strangely enough, in the absence of Westwood’s seeing-eye corner, our defense somehow managed to keep Burnley from capitalizing on their man advantage. And this was not a first this season–When Pépé was sent off in the 51st minute of our match against Leeds a few weeks ago, our boys hung on for a 0-0 draw. Go figure.

Better (Redux)?

On Sunday, not only did we have more possession than the visitors (nearly 65%), but we also outshot them (18-10; the most shots we’ve had in a league match since Week One v. Fulham). More importantly, six of those shots were on goal (also the most we’ve had since Week One). Look, our final balls are not where they should be, so we’re not making it easy for Auba & Co. to get off the schneid, but this was a vast improvement over most of our offensive (no pun intended?) performances this season. And we did it playing a man down for damn near half the match! This is not likely to instill fear in fourth place Southampton (who we play on Wednesday), but it’s something, right? Signed, Delusional

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Arsenal 0 – 3 Aston Villa

De Mortuis Nihil Nisi Bonum

While the act of typing the score above was pretty painful, it was nowhere near as painful as watching Sunday’s thrashing. If what they say about “speaking ill of the dead” is true, then perhaps I spoke too soon by giving Arteta the edge over Emery through their respective first 26 matches in charge at the Emirates. Where should I begin? John McGinn’s first-minute screamer that was ruled out on a technicality? No way Leno makes that save (even without Ross Barkley in his line of sight). Or perhaps Willian’s stray ball which set up the Villa move that ended with Saka’s own goal? I was hoping the crafty ball Willian delivered to Bellerin last week (which resulted in the game-winning pen) was the beginning of something good for both Willian and us, but alas, he has yet to contribute anything positive since Week One v. Fulham. Zero shots (not on goal, no shots, period) for Auba? Our inability to create chances continues to plague us as one of our best chances of the day was created by…you guessed it…Gabriel…for…wait for it…Holding.

The Difference Maker

On the positive side, Thomas continued to impress. And who knows? Things may have ended differently if after he intercepted McGinn’s poor back pass Thomas had found a way to put his close-range shot past former Arsenal journeyman Emi Martinez in the ninth minute. Multiple times during the first half Thomas was able to break up play and help us maintain possession. Who says one man can’t make a difference? Not only did we look like a different team after Thomas did not return to the pitch after half time, the scoreline ballooned in the second half without him sitting in front of our backline, and if I’m honest, Villa could have scored at least one or two more in his absence. With our anemic offense,–and I never thought I’d say this–our defense may be the only thing that gives us a chance this season, so let’s hope Thomas is fit again after the international break.

Tip of the Hat

In the department of giving credit where credit is due, hats off to Emi for his performance on Sunday. After spending most of his career outside of the Arsenal Starting XI, he came on late last season for us and performed well with Leno out injured, which led to Villa picking him up over the summer for a reported £20 million. In the words of commentator Ian Darke during Sunday’s match, “It took him ten years to become an overnight sensation”. I can only imagine how it must have felt for Emi to earn a clean sheet against his former teammates at the Emirates.

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Arsenal 0 – 1 Leicester City

The Facts on the Ground

Leicester had not beaten the Gunners away in the league since 1973 (i.e., before I was born). The Foxes failed to score in each of their two previous league matches (against “perennial title-chasers” West Ham and Aston Villa). And to put the proverbial cherry on top, reigning Prem golden boot winner and incessant Gunner troll (with 10 goals in 11 matches v. the Arsenal) Jamie Vardy was not fit enough to start.

Things Fall Apart

If Laca’s fourth minute-header is allowed, then does a less-than-healthy Vardy even make his second half cameo (check that, 11 goals in 12 matches v. the Arsenal)? Perhaps Auba shouldn’t have taken those downers during the match? In all fairness, Bellerin could have (justifiably) been sent off for what would have been his second yellow. And if I’m honest, Leicester could have easily bagged a second before full-time.

Islington, We Have a Problem

While our well-publicized woes of recent seasons have been largely defensive in nature, and there remains plenty of work to be done at the back (when Mustafi is your first option to replace an injured Luiz), allowing seven goals in six matches this season does not especially worry me–particularly in light of the recent addition of Partey (who should provide some welcome support in the midfield) and the fact that this season we have already played two of the highest scoring sides in the league (i.e., Liverpool and Man City). Unfortunately we have only scored eight goals in the league this season, and despite taking 11 shots in the first half of this match–which shockingly is an improvement over the 11 shots taken in our entire Europa league match vs. Vienna–, we never really looked like scoring other than when a drug-addled Auba found Bellerin (of all people) with a near-perfect cross in the 68th minute. Should Arteta have kept Auba playing out wide on the left for the entire match rather than experimenting with him on the right as he did for much of the match? Should he have played Auba centrally from the off and left Laca on the bench? Should Saka have played in the midfield instead of Xhaka to offer more creativity through the middle of the park? Well, no rest for the weary – We’ll soon see if our manager has an answer or two when we visit United on the 1st.

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Liverpool 3 – 1 Arsenal

I Would Have Gotten Away With It . . .

Admit it, in the third minute of the match, you too thought (hoped?) Sadio Mane would be sent off for illegal use of hands to the face of Kieran Tierney. Mane and Liverpool’s chances of winning all three points would have been the latest casualties of the all-unforgiving VAR. But alas, VAR did not intervene, Mane was awarded (rewarded with?) a yellow, and the sphincters of Liverpool supporters everywhere unclenched in unison.

Go ahead – Admit it. After Mane’s rocket of a shot from point blank range in the box landed directly in the welcome arms of Bernd Leno and Trent Alexander-Arnold’s more speculative shot from distance deflected off a cringing Hector Bellerin and into the woodwork, you too began to think (hope?) that perhaps this was not Liverpool’s day.

And then the unthinkable happened. After a brilliant move against the run of play, Alexandre Lacazette scuffed a shot past the diving Alisson. 1-0 to the Arsenal. Tactical genius of the week Mikel Arteta had his counter-attacking mojo working once again.

. . . If It Weren’t For Those Meddling Kids

But less than three minutes later, Liverpool finally found the back of the net. And as they say, the rest is history. Strangely enough, today’s final stats were eerily similar those in Arsenal’s 2-1 win over the then newly-crowned champions in July. However, this time around Liverpool were not playing fresh off the hangover (both literally and figuratively) of winning the league, when in July’s match both Alisson and Virgil Van Djik made David Luiz-esque errors that the Gunners clinically pounced on that day. While I did not expect us to win today’s match, I also did not expect such a passive effort (e.g., we had just over half as many tackles today vs. in July’s league match). That said, the fact that we were still in the match until the 88th minute–when Liverpool newcomer Diogo Jota tacked on a goal after a poor clearance from Luiz–at least in part says something about the renewed spirit of Arsenal under Arteta.

More Questions Than Answers

Why did Gabriel not feature today? Honestly, I watched nearly the entire match in fear that at some point Luiz would take down at least one of Liverpool’s front three. How many times can you allow one of the best sides in the world to have that much possession and expect to win? A couple of incisive balls today from substitute Dani Ceballos exposed the cracks in Liverpool’s backline, so perhaps a bit more of an attacking edge was warranted (e.g., even newly-promoted Leeds put three past the champions in Week One of this season). How do we get Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang more touches in the final third? One can’t help but wonder what if the chances that Lacazette fluffed today had instead fallen to the more clinical Auba. Do we really have to be so dogmatic about playing out from the back? We dodged more than a few bullets today in Liverpool’s final third (e.g., when Rob Holding had his pocket picked by Mane on the edge of the box). How will our boys respond with winless Sheffield United up next in the league? The Blades will be desperate to pick up their first points of the year, and with City, undefeated Leiceister, and United to follow (gee thanks, Prem scheduling gods), we can’t afford to drop points against lesser competition if we hope to return to the Champions League next season.

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Arsenal 2 – 1 West Ham

1999

Fans of HBO’s The Wire will remember Marlo Stanfield (portrayed by actor Jamie Hector) as the leader of a crew responsible for numerous slayings throughout David Simon’s West Baltimore. So perhaps it was fitting that today the role of stone-cold killer fell to Hector-doppelganger Eddie Nketiah (born in 1999).

2015

While Gooners everywhere are rejoicing over our bright start to the 2020/21 league campaign, many are already asking, “Can we really beat Liverpool for a third time in a row next Monday?” If you believe in asterisks (i.e., ignoring our wins over the defending champions in July’s Community Shield and in August’s league match, which, in fairness to Liverpool, was played after they had already secured the title), then the last time we beat Liverpool in a proper league match was a 4-1 romp at the Emirates in April 2015. Our goal scorers that day included Hector Bellerin, Chelsea’s Olivier Giroud, Lee Dixon favorite Mesut Ozil (even the unflappable Arlo White thought about not answering Dixon’s question during today’s match about Ozil’s whereabouts – see “Can’t Catch A Break” in my previous post), and Inter Milan’s Alexis Sanchez.

2018

In the 2019/20 season, Arsenal’s 48 “big chances created” ranked just 12th in the league and was our lowest figure since the 2016/17 season. And once again today–despite having nearly 63% possession–the Gunners were outshot by the Hammers 14 to 7 (surprisingly, West Ham ranked 9th in big chances created last season). While it’s been widely publicized that since Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang played his first match for Arsenal in February 2018 he has scored more goals than anyone in the Prem not named Mohamed Salah, sadly the Gunners have not had a player register in the top ten for big chances created since Ozil in the 2017/18 season. Auba’s prolific scoring–even without the presence of a perennial big chance creator like Kevin De Bruyne or Andrew Robertson–makes him all the more remarkable and highlights the importance of his recent new deal. The need to create more chances is also why the signing of Willian was prioritized (as he tied for 8th in big chances created last season) and why hopefully additional creative options in the midfield are on the way.