Categories
Uncategorized

Arsenal 0 – 1 Burnley

Born Under A Bad Sign

In the words of Albert King, “If it wasn’t for bad luck, you know, I wouldn’t have no luck at all”. In my desperate plea for a bit of luck last week this was NOT what I had in mind. But alas, unfortunately my wish was cruelly granted when Ashley Westwood’s corner snuck over the head of its intended target and glanced off the back of Auba’s head and into our net. I mean, you can’t make this stuff up.

Mike Dean

Okay, okay, so the notorious referee had nothing to do with Xhaka’s sending off in the 56th minute. But unfortunately–for the second time in four weeks–our goal-allergic boys were forced to play a man down for nearly half a match. For a moment or two after Xhaka’s dismissal, we actually looked more like scoring than Burnley. But if you can’t score with 11 men on the pitch, then the odds are certainly not in your favor when you’re a man down. Strangely enough, in the absence of Westwood’s seeing-eye corner, our defense somehow managed to keep Burnley from capitalizing on their man advantage. And this was not a first this season–When Pépé was sent off in the 51st minute of our match against Leeds a few weeks ago, our boys hung on for a 0-0 draw. Go figure.

Better (Redux)?

On Sunday, not only did we have more possession than the visitors (nearly 65%), but we also outshot them (18-10; the most shots we’ve had in a league match since Week One v. Fulham). More importantly, six of those shots were on goal (also the most we’ve had since Week One). Look, our final balls are not where they should be, so we’re not making it easy for Auba & Co. to get off the schneid, but this was a vast improvement over most of our offensive (no pun intended?) performances this season. And we did it playing a man down for damn near half the match! This is not likely to instill fear in fourth place Southampton (who we play on Wednesday), but it’s something, right? Signed, Delusional

Categories
Uncategorized

Arsenal 1 – 2 Wolves

His Darke Materials

As NBC match commentator Ian Darke pointed out during today’s match, Wolves had not beaten the Gunners away from home since 1979, our average of nine shots on goal per match is our worst in the last 22 years, and a loss today would ensure our lowest point total through the first 10 matches of a season in the Premier League era.

Charlie Brown, Lucy, and a Football

I foolishly believed our early season defensive results would at least somewhat offset our offensive struggles, but if our loss to Leicester (who played without Jamie Vardy for nearly two-thirds of the match) wasn’t bad enough, today we somehow managed to concede twice in the first half to a Wolves side that had only scored two goals in an entire match just two other times all season. Even more damning, they did so today without their leading scorer. How much longer will Gooners and ownership give Arteta to turn things around?

Silver-ish Linings

This is a tough one. Sideshow Bob actually looked pretty good playing with a concussion through the end of the first half? We scored a goal from open play in the league for the first time since October 4th? Willian picked up an assist for the first time since Week One of the league season? We actually took more shots today than we averaged coming into today’s match? Perhaps Partey, Elneny, and Pépé will be available next week?

Categories
Uncategorized

Leeds United 0 – 0 Arsenal

Et tu, Pépé?

Before Pépé was sent off in the 51st minute, he was to be credited for at least trying to get forward and take on defenders. And while I won’t belabor the criticisms about how Pépé was naively goaded into head-butting Leeds’ Egzjan Alioski (who fell to the ground as if he had just insulted Zinedine Zidane’s sister), it is fair to note that the Ivorian is dispossessed rather frequently. In fact, Pépé is the second most dispossessed Gunner this season, despite having made the Starting XI just two times this season. The last Gunner I can recall to be this loose with possession was Alexis Sánchez, but unlike Pépé, generally speaking the (reportedly) 5’6″ Sánchez was a force of nature on the pitch, who more than made up for his tendency to dally on the ball during his time at the Emirates.

Role Reversal

First, last Sunday I watched the usually prolific Arsenal women’s team (i.e., scorers of 30 goals in just seven matches in the Women’s Super League) play Chelsea in a 1-1 draw. The Lady Gunners scored the match’s opening goal in the 86th minute, only to concede the equalizer via an own goal just four minutes later. Then today, with over 66% of possession, 25 shots, a man advantage for nearly half the match, and failing to pick up all three points, one would have been forgiven for thinking that they were watching Arsenal in the later years under Wenger. Leeds probably “deserved better” today, but as Gooners know all too well, if that was the standard, then Wenger would probably still be roaming the touchline at the Emirates rather than working for FIFA.

“That’s Bad, Dad”

After NBC studio host Rebecca Lowe commented that Arsenal has not scored a goal from the outfield in five consecutive league matches, this was what one of my daughter’s shouted from the other room. Unfortunately our scoring dry spell continues. When Saka came on today as a substitute, he almost single-handedly pulled off a smash and grab, but if his injury is serious, then that leaves one less creative player for Arteta to deploy in a side already bereft of attacking options. Mesut, how do you spell schadenfreude again?

Categories
Uncategorized

Arsenal 2 – 1 Sheffield United

Déjà Vu

Admit it, in the fifth minute of the match, you too thought (knew?) David Luiz would be sent off for impeding Sheffield’s Oliver Burke. Luiz and Arsenal’s chances of winning all three points would have been the latest casualties of the all-unforgiving VAR. But alas, Luiz escaped without so much as a warning, and the sphincters of Gooners everywhere unclenched in unison.

Bang Bang

After a fairly lackluster first half from our Gunners, during the second half we struck twice within a span of just three minutes. The first goals of the season for Bukayo Saka and Nicolas Pépé, were welcome sights. For Saka and Pé–who scored 6 goals over a combined 57 league appearances last season–hopefully this will provide them with a boost heading into the more challenging series of matches ahead.

Schizophrenia

Last week I mentioned the Murderers’ Row of upcoming fixtures for the Gunners. Well, what a difference a weekend makes! Manchester City recorded just two shots on goal in yesterday’s 1-1 draw with newly-promoted Leeds, league scoring leaders Leicester recorded ZERO shots on goal in a 3-0 loss at home to West Ham, and at the moment, 10-Man(chester) United–after Anthony Martial was sent off in the 28th minute–is losing 5-1 to Spurs. With City up next for the Gunners, will some combination of Sergio Agüero, Ilkay Gündogan, and Gabriel Jesus return to their Starting XI by the 17th?